Fame and Fortune

I watched Ellen today and realized that my easy money is going to come from becoming famous on youtube. I'm using all of my pent up feelings to write a song. I've already envisioned the music video and the ensuing contract offers, concerts, and record signings. I actually got the idea from the last time I spoke with my ex-boyfriend and he sarcastically remarked that I should write an angry song about what a jerk he is. I think it is the best advice he ever gave me. In the meantime I'll continue my search for a minimum wage job here in Logan. The good news is that for now I have plenty of time for my daydreaming. -Me